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Which is More Difficult? Teacher: Are the test questions very difficult? Pupil: The questions are clear. The answers are difficult for me... The First Eight Lessons Little Ann who wants to study English goes to an English Teacher and asks her if English is very difficult. «No, it is not difficult», answers the teacher. «Only the first eight lessons are difficult». «Then», says Ann, «I want to begin with lesson nine». *** Reading Without Listening A mother saw that her small daughter was reading a book. Mother: What are you reading, dear? Daughter: I don’t know. Mother: You don’t know? You were reading aloud, you must know. Daughter: I was reading aloud, but I was not listening. *** Because He is an Elder Brother «Mum», said little Ann, «Dima wants the biggest piece of cake and I think I must have it, because he was eating cakes two years before I was born». *** At the Lesson Teacher: And what do we make from wool? Boy: I don’t know. Teacher: What is your coat made of? Boy: My coat was made from father’s old coat. CROSSWORD PUZZLE Кроссворды (Across): 1. Сыр. 2. Хотеть. 3. Хлеб. 5. Воздушный змей. 7. Трава. 9. Шляпа. (Down):2. Белый. 3. Завтрак. 4. Пить. 6. Яйцо. 8. Бутерброд. Найдите слова — find words!
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